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Martin Writes

Funny Articles and Content

Make 'Em Laugh And they'll buy!

We write the funny articles
and you get more customers at your website.
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Customers will be back for more

And be ready, because they will bring friends. Humour attracts people, maybe because everyone loves to laugh. Shocking, we know. Still, your customers will share, quote, and even recommend you if you manage to entertain them.

Everyone will know you

Going viral has its perks. Well, it's really more that it doesn't have a downside. Everyone knows about you, likes you, talks about you, and quotes you. That's the wet dream of every brand manager, isn't it?

They'll wanna chit-chat

Humour engages people like nothing else can. Every person wants to be smarter, wittier, and funnier. That's why humorous content has many more comments, and customers tend to reveal what they want there.

Why Choose Funny Articles

Do we really have to do this? If you have already clicked on this option, you clearly are smart enough to know that people love to laugh and that we can help with some witty, entertaining, and stomach-bendingly funny articles and content. Oh, well. OK. Here are some pointless words to make us look smart and well aware of the world around us. 

Numerous studies show beyond a reasonable doubt that people are weird. All of them. And they love weird shit – to do them, to read them, and to watch them. How else can you explain every viral Tick-Tock or YouTube video? It’s not quality content that drives all those views for sure. People love enjoying themselves, and most of all, they enjoy laughing.

That’s actually good news for you.

With a little bit of effort (mostly on our side), we can bring the weirdness into your website and make you as viral as a K-pop song with a weird dance. 

Researchers, who obviously already found the cure for cancer, so they have time to waste on mind-alteringly stupid studies like this one, found that humor actually attracts people and makes you more reliable. How about that! Customers tend to recall funny articles and content and share it, so they may rub on your wit and look mildly more interesting than they are. They share your funny articles, which brings even more people. You can capitalize on that with a convincing but hidden call to action, subliminal messages, and, most importantly, quotable and memorable lines. Not to mention your brand awareness will blow up the roof, so with our affordable prices, you can even save some money to fix it. If you don’t believe us, try us out. Surely you can invest 30 bucks in an endeavor that ultimately may bring you millions if not billions, and who knows, even trillions in profit. 

What we mean is – Order Now your funny article, you won’t regret it. We certainly won’t. 

Why Martin Writes

  • We know what kind of humor your audience loves

    We have spies everywhere, and they give us feedback all the time. And more importantly, more often than not, we are part of your customers. We know humour inside and out, and we know exactly how spicy an article should be to attract the right attention.

  • We certainly know how to grab attention

    In the age of the internet, there is nothing we haven't seen. We expect everything, and that's why we remember nothing. Pretty profound if we do say so ourselves. The geniuses that we are, we know exactly how to grab the attention of this half-braindead society.

  • We are professionals

    We may love to joke, and we may take everything lightly, but we are dead-on professionals when it comes to our work. We will never send you half-assed text. We will never be late (Force majeure situation excluded, of course), and we will never betray your trust.

  • We don't take up-front payment

    Trust goes both ways, and we trust you completely. This being said, we will ask you for money only when your project is ready and approved. If you don't like our work, we will use it elswhere and you won't pay a dime.

  • We love to write

    Yes, we do. This is essential when you have to come up with new topics, stories, and jokes all the time. But there is nothing more satisfying than incepting an idea into someone else's mind. And clearly, there is no better way to do it than with written words.

  • You like us

    You can't explain it, but you like and trust us. That's not coincidental. It's the humour, the wit, and the voodoo magic we attached to this landing page.

Prices

Single Funny Blog Post

$25/article
  • 500 - 600 words of hilarious content
  • 3 days delivery time
  • 1 key phrase
  • Topic research
  • Up to 5 revisions
  • We also accept € & £
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3 Month Subscription

$22.5/article
  • 10% off the Single Article price
  • 1 article every week for 3 months
  • 500 - 600 words per article
  • 1 key phrase per article
  • Thorough topic research
  • Up to 5 revisions per article
  • Delivery on a day of your choice
  • We also accept € & £
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6 Month Subscription

$20/article
  • 20% off the Single Article price
  • 1 article every week for 6 months
  • 500 - 600 words per article
  • 1 key phrase per article
  • Thorough topic research
  • Up to 5 revisions per article
  • Delivery on a day of your choice
  • We also accept € & £
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Add-ons

  • Add 500 Words to your text [$20]

    The optimal humorous article is usually 500 to 700 words. Yet the text can be as long as you'd like. We will even give you a discount on any additional 500 words. They will cost you 20% less

  • Offer 5 Topics [$10]

    If you have no idea what the article's topic should be, we can offer you a solution. For an additional €10, we will do thorough research on your audience and offer you 5 topics, from which you can choose one. The other ideas you can use in the future. They are yours now.

  • Add 3 Royalty-free prictures or gifs [$5]

    Usually it's best if you have your own pictures to add as a ilustration to the article. It's better for your branding. However if you don't have any or you want me to choose them, I can add 3 royalty-free pictures or gifs to the text.

  • Extra Fast Delivery [Double the price]

    Humorous content can't be rushed, and any writer needs time to write a good joke. Yet we understand that sometimes an article can't wait 72 hours to be released. We can drop everything and take your order as a special priority if you are willing to pay double. We will deliver it ASAP - no later than 24 hours after the order has been confirmed. If your schedule is even tighter and you need the article even faster, we can negotiate on a price.

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